Christmas can also be a sunny beach party with the lovely santarina and beach hunk!
The mad monk Ji Gong (济公） Help the poor, protect the weak. And of course, eat meat and drink wine!
One of the most famous gods in Chinese mythology - 孙悟空！ Look he found a banana!
Favourite villain of the West - Russian President Vladimir Putin. 'We are going to pursue terrorists everywhere. If they are in the airport, we will pursue them in the airport. And if we capture them in the toilet, then we will waste them in the outhouse. … The issue has been resolved once and for all.' Ultra macho, ultra badass. Obey, or die.
